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Chase Utley, “Rick,” Orders a Hoagie at Tony Luke’s

By Kyle Scott

Published: Sep 29th, 2014 · 4:30 PM EDT

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Giveaways that you’re a notable person:

1) Sunglasses anywhere other than in direct sunlight.

2) Jeans that actually fit with hipster shoes to match.

3) YOU’RE CHASE FUCKING UTLEY AT A CHEESESTEAK PLACE IN SOUTH PHILLY.

I can only wonder which other establishments are frequented by a good looking rich man named Rick…

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I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym while wearing that first-run Geezus shirt that we sold, like, 20 of. Felt like a real loser. So, I get it. I feel Chase’s Rick’s pain. This celeb life ain’t easy no one, that’s for damn sure.

pic via Jason Wolf of Delaware Online