If you aren’t on social media you might not know it, but Cooper Flagg is destined to be a 76er. In between ten straight White Lotus memes of the dad with the gun there were hundreds of jokes about Cooper Flagg training to be a Sixer after Duke’s collapse:

How can you deny it? That was an EPIC collapse. They were up 14 with eight minutes to go. They had a 98.5% chance to win and blew it. Even Kyle Neptune thinks Jon Scheyer is a choke artist. What happened in the end? Their best player had a bunny to go up one with the clock dwindling down and bricked it. How many times have we seen Joel Embiid, James Harden, or Ben Simmons do that down the stretch? To many too count. One minute you’re looking up at the scoreboard thinking they’ve got this one. That this isn’t the year we’re the butt of the joke. The next minute you’re the Mr. Krabs meme wondering how it all happened so fast while confetti is falling cause some ops guy got a little excited.

I’ve seen this same exact win probability graphic as a Sixers fan too many times to count:

Of course Sixers fans were gonna get their tweets off. It was such a layup and everyone took advantage – including me! I refuse to miss out on some sweet sweet impressions:

Did I also post the dad on White Lotus with the gun? You betcha! The algorithm has me in a chokehold.


There were so many jokes it tricked Grok:

You dumb fucking robot. Of course Daryl Morey is using it to influence team decisions.