If you missed the March Madness diner stream here are the highlights! 13 hours packed into 20 minutes. The heartbreak, the heartburn, the holy shit I’m sleeping over at a diner in Delco…

This suuuuuuucked. Every time I do a food challenge I’m reminded why food challenges are the absolute worst. Months from now I’ll be back doing another and I’ll remind myself again. Time is a flat circle. We made it though. I was afraid we were going to have to sleep in that diner, but after I met Marty I kind of wished we would’ve. That was only at 1 a.m.. Who knows what we had in store as the bars started to let out?

My next day was wild. I’ve never been hungover because I ate too many pancakes. I had one of the worst headaches I’ve ever had in my life. Turns out when you eat nothing but pancakes and your blood sugar spikes the come down is a real bitch.  Not gonna lie though, I could’ve had some for breakfast. This is what my Friday morning looked like:

 

I also didn’t shit for almost 48 hours. The pancakes were the prison wall and I was Andy Dufresne chipping away slowly. Mix in a salad, some coffee, more fiber, and finally we were whole again. I went to the gym to try to sweat all the batter out on Saturday and I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I was breathing like I smoke a pack of Reds daily. Finally was back to normal on Sunday and played some pickleball. Got dusted by a couple of old bags, but I’m sure that was just the pancakes weighing me down. I do this all for the love of the game. I’m an athlete if you really think about it. You don’t think Jalen Hurts is putting his body through rigorous exercise and testing his elements? Of course he is. We just have two different regimens.


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