Bloomberg reported on Wednesday that Wells Fargo will be dropping its name from the South Philly home of the Flyers and Sixers when its contract expires in 2025. Naturally, social had a field day with suggestions for a new sponsor:

These are all good options. Wawa seems to be the front runner in the hearts and minds of Philadelphia sports fans, but “Club Risque South” could be a good one, and the Forever Boner Arena as well. History says we’ll end up with another bank, but you never know.

Here are 25 more possibilities:

  1. The Cordell and Cordell Center
  2. Swiss Cheese Pervert Pavilion
  3. The Margate Karen Civic Center
  4. The David Dodge Dome
  5. Sam Hinkie Hall
  6. The Rand Spear Spectrum
  7. The Richard Harkaway Double Birds Forum
  8. The Dwayne from Swedesboro Saddledome
  9. The Dr. Paul Glat Memorial Colosseum (RIP)
  10. The Not-Boston Garden
  11. Alycia Lane Auditorium
  12. The “New Philadelphia” Arena
  13. Blue Collar Place
  14. El Wingador Event Center
  15. Hitchbot Hall
  16. The Rashaad Penny Performing Arts Center
  17. Madison Square Fargo
  18. The Colangelo Collar Center
  19. The Stepford Fans Forum
  20. The Pukemon Pavilion
  21. Asshole Assembly Hall
  22. Young Trafford
  23. Gary Barbera Gymnasium
  24. Prudential Center South
  25. IBX Arena (betting favorite at the Crossing Broad sportsbook and maybe PA sports betting apps)

Thoughts? I think there are a lot of good options. It’s been pointed out that the Sixers and Flyers have won a grand total of 0 championships since this arena opened in 1996. Doesn’t matter what it’s been called. Wells Fargo Center, Wachovia Center, First Union Center, Corestates Center. The place could possibly be cursed. Will a new name un-curse the local hockey and basketball teams? Did they build it on top of a Native American burial ground? Perhaps we’ll hold a mid-ice seance to commune with the dead and see if they know anything. Or maybe Paul George and Matvei Michkov get us over the hump finally.