Bryce Harper is the greatest panderer this city has ever known and even he knows when it’s going too far. Sure, he went full cowboy walking down the red carpet before the All-Star Game in Texas. But the cowboy get up was one thing. Faking a southern accent would be another. Bryce wasn’t getting meme’d – or maymay’d:

He’s obviously referencing Bryan Kelly’s LSU introduction, where somehow the guy from Boston who never coached south of Cincinnati developed a southern accent in less than a week.

Here’s the video:

Bryce knows you never go full Yosemite Sam: