The Sixers have 10-9-8-76ers, the Phillies have (had?) Dancing On My Own, and now the Flyers have a locker room song:

What a bop! I love some good passionate sax!

And I don’t want the olds who’ve been online for the last 20 years get mad at me because I didn’t call it Epic Sax Guy:

Or Gandalf Sax:

It’s currently Squirtle sax and it’s awesome! And when the Flyers are scoring goals like this who gives a shit what we call it? –


Or this:

What a fun team. Torts has the boys BUZZIN! Two points out of first, Morgan Frost is making passes between his legs to set up goals, and they’re 5-0 since that scumbag Cutter Gauthier was traded. And now they’ve picked their locker room song after wins. We’ve all seen how much one song can propel a team to new heights. Time to jump on that bandwagon, Philadelphia!

Me when I remember the Panthers gave us a first rounder and Owen Tippett for a couple weeks of Claude Giroux: