The Braves' Stupid Mascot is Already Rattled

The Braves’ mascot is a dumbass Phanatic ripoff called “Blooper,” and the person running his/her/their Twitter account is flustered more than 24 hours before the series even begins. Phillies fans got under than skin with ease:

til your death https://t.co/Lz340UptYI

— RED OCTOBER Von Bro Dude (@ericjfink) October 6, 2023

my favorite thing about Philly fans is how well adjusted they are, probably the most even keel fanbase out there https://t.co/UIHKBe0xhp

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 6, 2023

I get that the Phanatic is an OG but his last highlight was recorded with a flash bulb, it’s shocking you guys hate Dallas so much because you relive Phanatic’s glory days the same way they relive their super bowls https://t.co/bRHDq6hV8k

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 6, 2023

I was told Philly fans were tough but apparently if you just point out the fact that their mascot is famous because he’s old, they’ll cry and threaten you. unserious behavior

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 6, 2023

okay that’s a bit much

there’s fans who know how to play the chirp game and those who don’t, I get along with any team’s fans who fit in the first group (there’s Philly fans who make that cut believe it or not) https://t.co/2goNmDdNjY

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 6, 2023

I tweeted “one more day” and your fanbase stampeded into my replies don’t act like I woke up testy https://t.co/zLInBI63GW

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 6, 2023

my replies and DM’s rn pic.twitter.com/DkeXJ9HaLm

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 6, 2023

Phils in 3.