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Jordan Mailata Pancaked Nick Bosa Through the Earth’s Crust
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.@Eagles @jordan_mailata @49ers nobody has the mentality in the trenches like the Eagles do! It’s why they have been the most dominant team in the NFC all season. #BaldysBreakdowns pic.twitter.com/jGlez9UIeO
— Brian Baldinger (@BaldyNFL) January 30, 2023
“He’s gonna sit on him. He’s gonna breath on him.”
Now that’s a pancake! Not even Uncle Bill down the shore could serve that up.
You know that old joke, how if you dug straight through the Earth’s core, you’d end up on the other side of the world? Well Bosa is now in Mongolia. Jordan Mailata pancaked him through the outer core, inner core, the mantle, and then the crust, and they popped up somewhere near Ulaanbaatar.
What a draft pick and developmental job by the Eagles. When the Birds win the Super Bowl, Stoutland University should gain accreditation and state funding. Better than Pitt or Marshall, that’s for sure.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com