“This guy can’t read.. Keep him moving around now.. He can’t read. He’s gonna give us a couple.” – 

https://twitter.com/FeedTheSheed/status/1484001556659847170?s=20

I’m not going to do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do, and flip out man:

But you know it. I know it. Even the biggest Jalen Hurts supporter in the world knows that video, which is from a mic’d up NFL production, doesn’t look good. Sunday was a big game for Jalen to show the fans (even a little) that he could be the franchise. But when you hear the Bucs admit your QB can’t read a defense in front of a giant boom mic hanging over Carlton Davis’ shoulder it doesn’t instill much confidence for the future.

It’s like when you were younger and you overheard your parents having a conversation you shouldn’t have. Like how the fuck are you supposed to keep a secret about your best friend’s parents getting a divorce? You’re 10. An idiot. Next time he’s kicking your ass in Madden and starts talking shit I can’t be held accountable if I say “At least my parents aren’t getting a divorce.” What is said on Xbox Live in a moment of rage should not be held against you in the court of law. It was 38-7 and he just called Fake Kneel Four Verts with 10 seconds on the clock. He’s lucky I didn’t wish the divorce was so messy he’d end up in foster care.


It doesn’t get any better when Bruce Arians is calling game in the 1st quarter:

https://twitter.com/Kylesphine/status/1484620191497703426?s=20

Here’s the entire mic’d up video from Super Wild Card Weekend for yourself if you want to relive Sunday (Birds/Bucs starts at 10:00).

Same energy:

screen grabs from NFL YouTube and I think a cricket game?