
Wendy's Twitter Account Goes on Roasting Spree, Flyers Not Spared
If we’re being honest with ourselves, Wendy’s burgers are better than McDonald’s and Burger King. They do the square patties with the cheese on both sides, and it just results in a better taste than what you’d get at the other two places.
Wendy’s also has a fantastic social media manager, who is clever and witty and sharp. Thursday, this person or persons was participating in a fake social media holiday called “National Roast Day” and insulted anybody and everybody, including this Flyers fan:
We'd say "try again next year" but you're a Flyers fan. That's your thing. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
Sheesh. Alright. I know the Flyers haven’t won it in a long time, but go easy on us.
Here’s Wendy’s roasting the Tampa Bay Rays:
We're surprised you didn't pull your social media manager in middle of writing that great tweet. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
lol get it? Because they pulled Blake Snell early in the world series? Great roast.
And then some meteorologists were offended by this one:
By meteorologist do you just mean the talking suit who reads the work done by forecasting computers? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
Mike Golic Jr:
isn't coasting off your dad's coattails enough? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
A burn for the hipsters out there:
I wish the people who brewed the beer tried as hard as the people who drink it. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
A Jason Alexander roast:
George Costanza's nephew needs to shut the pantry. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
And here’s one ripping on a girl with a Slayer t-shirt:
Looks like you're about to open up a circle pit at a Build-A-Bear. #NationalRoastDay https://t.co/trxnmL3mfM
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
Finally:
Didn't know Humpty Dumpty was driving uber. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
Well done! Elite roasting.