This video is insane:

All of us have played these situations in our heads a million times while driving. What if a tree just falls on me while I’m waiting at a light and it’s sayonara? What if someone is drag racing on 95 and flies off the highway at the same time I’m driving below the underpass? What if a tire falls off the truck, jumps the median, makes a beeline for my car, and turns my noggin into a flapjack? If you’re like me, you’ve thought about all of these situations, we’ve just never lived them like this lady. I can’t believe she’s alive. More importantly, thank god there were no kids in the back of the car! This lady better have walked right over to that gas station and bought a Powerball ticket. It wasn’t your time. You’ve got a horseshoe up your ass. Might as well make the most out of it.

I might come off as an asshole here, but this is bothering the hell out of me. Why is there so much space between these cars?

We’re in the middle of an epidemic. There are more idiot drivers on the road than there ever was in the history of the automobile. There are so many distractions, everyone is inconsiderate, and a lot of people are just flat-out stupid. If this is a quick light they’d be lucky to get through it. Look at the others. Why are they leaving room for the Holy Spirit like it’s a CYO dance?

That’s like six feet of car space between five of those cars. The only one who has a sense of urgency is that van up front. Get up there and lets get through this light. And that’s if each car is even paying attention when it’s their time to go. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve had to honk at people when the light has been green for an absurd amount of time in the last couple of weeks. It’s ridiculous. I’m not perfect either, but if I’m first in line you bet I’m treating that thing like it’s the starting gate at the Kentucky Derby. Once that light hits green I’m off. Hell I’ll even ease into it a little. I don’t think you need to call me a hero, but just a guy who looks out for his fellow man.