A.J. Brown had his car stolen, but is letting the suspect return it no questions asked:

 

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That’s a pretty badass offer because it sounds like Brown is about to tear up the house and put hands on the guy if he doesn’t return it. Seems like they already know where the car is. I can’t imagine any NFL player doesn’t have a GPS on their car. This is now the second time an Eagles player’s car has been stolen after CJGJ’s Kia was jacked a couple years back. No word if the Kia was ever returned, but something tells me this one will be.

Why does it sound like Big Dom wrote this tweet?

Here’s one thing I’m gonna need A.J. to clean up. I’m pretty sure he lives in South Jersey. Unless he has a place in Philly as well, it has been pretty documented he lives in Jersey on the Internet. I’m gonna need him to retract the “Philly” part of this. Can’t use the royal “Philly” in this instance. We already deal with enough bad PR. If this happened in Jersey this is a “Come on, Jersey.” problem. Just saying. Don’t need the Suburban Patriots on my back winning another one. God knows I take a lot of Ls. Need all the good PR we can get. A.J. did mention the guy who boosted his car was out of there in three minutes. I’ve seen plenty of guys that look like this around South Jersey. Did he catch him on a Ring camera mumbling about “Family”?

 


UPDATE: AJ Brown found his car and has changed his profile picture to the police dog on Paw Patrol: