If the Phillies don’t cancel BOGO Night after watching their employees throw hot dogs, which was the same exact reason Dollar Dog Night was cancelled, then they are hypocrites. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules. What kind of example are they setting here?

Will someone think of the children!? A former GM is handing artillery to a giant green monster and a pig wearing overalls. Pigs don’t even wear overalls! He’s throwing his brothers and sisters for human consumption! What is going on at CBP tonight? “Oh Kyle they’re sharing!” That’s exactly what we were doing that fateful night two seasons ago. Just a bunch of Robin Hoods sharing dogs with their fellow man.

This is especially irresponsible given the Phanatic’s dangerous history with hot dogs:

At least we have the affogato. I’m sure Phillies fans were salivating with thoughts of the affogato while they were stuck on 95 today. I shouldn’t have to remind the Phillies about the power of the hot dog if they don’t bring DDN back. There aren’t many curses stronger than the DDN curse. All you have to do is ask Bob Casey what happens when you support the BOGO. The good news is we still have people are  carrying the torch down there. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it: