Beau Allen, Looking Like a Deadwood Cast Member, Tells Packers Fans that the Tush Push is Here to Stay
Wisconsin Badger Beau Allen announced the Eagles’ 2nd round draft pick. More importantly, he told the assembled cheeseheads that their feckless attempt to ban the tush push amounts to folly:
Beau let Green Bay know the tush push is here to stay 😂 pic.twitter.com/eAwJAbHfns
— Green Light with Chris Long (@greenlight) April 26, 2025
“Yeah I know we’re in Green Bay, but I know where my bread is buttered. Philly guy up here announcing the Eagles, I’m sorry Packers fans, the tush push ain’t going anywhere, alright?”
The Packers introduced the proposal that would have banned the tush push. It was tabled, meaning the play is here to stay for now. As you know, every argument against the shove has been easily defeated. There are no injury concerns and it’s no less of a “football play” than spiking the ball to stop the clock. Roger Goodell was asked about it at the Draft and had this to say:
“Is that a football play is the question? A lot of coaches would tell you that’s not part of football. Maybe it’s rugby but it’s not us”
— Roger Goodell on the Tush Push
— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) April 25, 2025
Meantime, Beau’s get up was great. Looks like he’s ready for “two chicks at the same time,” like Lawrence from Office Space. He looks like the newest cast member for the long-awaited return of Deadwood:
