Jordon Hudson went after an Eagles fan who jumped in her DMs about the age gap between her and Bill Belichick. This is from Eric Blum at the Daily Mail:

Jordon Hudson has called out one of her followers on social media for attempting to troll her about her 48-year-age gap with boyfriend and legendary football coach Bill Belichick.

Even with Hudson’s exploding fame by being on the arm of the eight-time Super Bowl champion, some cannot fathom her dating someone three times her age, like Instagram user Abby Riley. 

Riley sent Hudson a message, which Hudson screenshot and posted to her Instagram story that read, ‘But you do realize your relationship is insane right’ this week. 

Hudson responded in a few ways, first correcting her grammar, putting a comma after ‘insane’ and a question mark after ‘right’.  

Hudson also posted a poll with the title, ‘Which is poorer?’ with possible choices, ‘Abby’s manners’ or ‘Abby’s punctuation skills’. 

First things first, I hate grammar snobs. That’s how I know I got in your head. Now if it’s egregious like messing up “their or there,” “no and know,” and “you’re or your,” that’s fine (Kinkead: there was a grammatical error removed from this sentence). You deserve to be chastised. But don’t start throwing in the comma and question mark. This is the Internet not the SATs. We grew up in the heyday of AIM and shorthand typing. Who cares. Second, this is the message that sent her off? What happened? You gotta imagine she gets hundreds of these a day. This one isn’t even that bad compared to some of the vile shit the Internet must say in her DMs. Whether that’s an excuse or not doesn’t matter, but that’s just the price of doing business when you link up with an eight-time Super Bowl champ. I see nothing wrong with Abby the Eagles fan’s DM. It’s an insane age gap. She doesn’t even remember 9/11!

If you ask me why she chose the Eagles fan, it’s because Bill probably still isn’t over the EAGLES chant he got right in his grill when he was introduced in Chapel Hill. Between that and Super Bowl 52 Philadelphia has an entire real estate portfolio in his head:

Sheesh. Could you imagine if this was your dad? I’m 32 and I couldn’t date a 24 year old. Do you know how insane 24 year olds are? They’re filled with energy and hope. The world hasn’t beaten them down yet. They are still basically in college. Every weekend is filled with activities. They’re just starting to pursue hobbies. They love things like personal development and thrifting. They can still drink espresso martinis and get a good night sleep. The heartburn hasn’t kicked in and they don’t wake up every day with something in their body hurting out of nowhere. What do these two talk about? Bill’s financial advisor probably talks to him about stocks he’s had in his portfolio older than her in between doing stuff like this:

Ruling: Fair game from Eagles fan Abby


While also falling asleep at North Carolina games and walking like he had a three decade career in the WWE:

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♬ Gold Digger – Kanye West

These are supposed to be your twilight years spent traveling, golfing, and getting your will in order. Not CC’ing your girlfriend on every work email: