Was that the most Philly Mad Libs title in the history of this site? Just might be. I can’t tell you how proud I am to be a Temple alum. We have a knack for the spotlight. Look at this kid. The entire free world is watching this, probably a million cameras on him, and he did nothing but deliver perfectly. A Villanova kid would’ve stuttered and threw up on his Sperrys:

The VP rolled with that pretty well, but of course she should’ve. She and Trump are in the Delaware Valley what feels like every other day.  If she would’ve had a look of confusion she might’ve lost the entire city. Someone on her staff must be from Philly. Probably sat her down for the first time when they axed Biden and told her we say ‘Go Birds’ like people in Hawaii say ‘Aloha.’ Just smile and nod. Smile and nod. After the election both candidates probably don’t want to hear ‘Go Birds’ just as much as we don’t want to watch another one of their political ads.

Of course this wasn’t the only sports team represented in Delco. We had a guy rocking a Union hat AND pullover:

That’s the most Delco looking guy of all time. I surprised he didn’t hit her with a, “Hey Madame VP. First time, long time. Can youse get rid of Jay Sugarman?”

No doubt, Philly’s own Jake Tapper was off screen wiping a tear from his eye with how proud he was of his home state’s team pride.


We even had a Crossing Broad Spelling Bee contestant who got to ask a question! Joe Donahue from Birds Nest Media asking the tough questions:

I wonder if a town hall or a packed Gaul & Co. was the more nerve-wracking venue: