It’s time to have a dialogue. Jason Kelce is becoming the most dangerous partier in Philadelphia. Every time he comes into the city someone ends up getting hurt. We had Dunphy on Monday Night Football almost lose his leg:

He ended up with Grade 1 sprains of the ACL and PCL, without tears, a Grade 2 strain of the proximal aspect of the medial head of the gastrocnemius muscle, partial tears (grade 2 sprains) of the MCL proximally and of the MFPL at its femoral attachment, a severe bone contusion, and a small knee joint effusion. All from a chest bump. All because Kelce is like a bull in china shop.

Today he was at the tailgate filming a spot, drinking on the roof of an RV, and his cameraman added some new circulation to it:

SNIPER!

Jason Kelce is a one man wrecking crew. He’s like a Kelly Green Godzilla and the lots are his Japan. Between the RV and the camera that has to be like a six-figure fuck up at minimum. And it’s all because Jason Kelce is a party animal. The Eagles might have to ban him from the tailgates. The Mayor might have to step in and declare a city emergency. He’s too much of a machine. Like your buddy who says he wants to have a couple beers and then somehow he’s going through a table in the next two hours. It’s only the second home game we’ve had this season. What other rubble is he going to leave in his path of destruction?