
BREAKING: Nick Sirianni Shaved His Head
Nick Sirianni shaved his head coming out of the bye week:
NICK SIRIANNI SHAVED HIS HEAD!
EAGLES BY A MILLION, BILLION, TRILLION TODAY!
(via @JClarkNBCS) pic.twitter.com/wqUIRI9ycD
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 13, 2024
I don’t know how I feel about this. Is this a cry for help or is Nick Sirianni turning into Heisenberg right in front of our eyes? Is he going to cook on the sidelines or is he going to go the Britney Spears route? Is the stress getting to Nick or is he telling Eagles fans this is a fresh start? Is he a new man? The old Sirianni meddled in Kellen Moore’s offensive vision during games. Will the new Sirianni take the points when they’re only down 3-0? We’ll have our answer by 4pm because if they don’t beat the Browns by at least four touchdowns fully healthy than this team is probably more mediocre than we want to admit. If the Eagles come out and score their first points in the first quarter this season we’re trending in the right direction.
What a massive hit to Kinker’s Nick Sirianni brand:
on Darius Slay and optics: pic.twitter.com/DFhKkivJ4X
— Kevin Kinkead (@Kevin_Kinkead) October 2, 2024
I think he has to shave his head in solidarity if he wants to keep it going.