Absolutely diabolical move out of Erin Dolan posting this on her Instagram story to feed the wolves. This is a masterclass in keeping the people wondering if you’re dating the All-Star third baseman or not. If no one else in the Philly media is going to investigate this (blog little tidbits here and there) then I have no choice but to do it myself. You don’t post this if you don’t want the people talking. She knows the rumors are out there:

Now the photo has suspiciously vanished overnight. Scandalous! Unfortunately for her I’m on top of my game. You think you could just drop this in the middle of the night and catch me off guard, Erin? I wouldn’t be doing my job if I let this sneak right under my nose. You have the potential to be the hottest couple in Philadelphia right now. Like two of the most powerful village families coming together under one roof. The people want to know. NO! The people NEED to know.

Dogs assemble:

Now let’s ask ourselves the important questions because there are a lot still. At this point we’re only getting crumbs. She’s breaking off mere morsels currently. And when you give a mouse a cookie he wants the entire thing.

Was she in the family section and walked over to the third base side to throw us off the scent? Possibly. Is the family section too full? Can the players not add people during the season? Do the Phillies have a strict policy that only wives and girlfriends that have been hard launched are allowed in the family section? This would be awesome. I love to think the Phillies PR staff has someone on retainer just to check a player’s Instagram every day to see if they finally posted the girl they’ve been hiding for months. It’s like the golden ticket and the WAGs section is the Wonka factory. She was close to the away team’s section is that where the overflow goes? This question has the most legs. Mix the sneaky links in with the other team’s family. This isn’t Alec’s first rodeo. Chess not checkers. Any former Phillies WAGs out there that are reading this and can give us the scoop down at the stadium my DMs are open. One of Pat Burrell’s conquests in this city has to stumble upon this article, right? The numbers would say, yes.


On the other hand Erin could just play nice too. If you’re reading this throw us a bone. Anything. Put Bohm in a parlay on your betting show. Tell us you love his home run prop tonight. I won’t even talk about it on here. Wink. Wink.