This made me laugh hard:

WELL? WE’RE WAITING!

I looked at Judge Smail’s website and his bio reads as follows:

Judge Harry F. Smail, Jr has been a Judge of the Court of Common Pleas in Westmoreland County for 8 ½ years. He was appointed by Governor Tom Corbett to serve on the bench in 2014 and unanimously confirmed by the State Senate. In 2015 Judge Smail won both parties’ nominations to a full term on the Westmoreland County Court of Common Pleas. During his time on the bench, Judge Smail served initially in Family Court.

For the last 6 years, Judge Smail has administered a complex civil litigation docket of a variety of nuanced legal issues related to government and municipal issues, elections, energy and land use and constitutional challenges.

Apparently Westmoreland County is Greensburg and Latrobe, home of the now-defunct Rolling Rock Town Fair. Stone Temple Pilots did an awesome set there back in 2001. But yeah, Judge Smail is on your ballot if you’re in PA today. You choose two candidates for PA Superior Court Judge. It’s Smail, two women from the Pittsburgh area, and a local Philly judge, Timika Lane. If you wanna find out what’s on your ballot, go to https://www.vote411.org/ballot and type in your address. Vote or die!

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