The Phillies fan who ran on the field after Game 2 of the NLCS gives his first interview to 6 ABC? NBC 10? CBS 3? Nope! Crossing Broad. I talked to Bryan about why he did it. What are his injuries? What happens after they take you off the field? Is he mad at Security Guard Gary? Plus a twist at the end…

This is journalism folks! Covering both sides! We gave Security Guard Gary a platform to break down the events from his point of view so it’s only right we give the runner his. The most fair and balanced media outlet in the city. Remember that.

My favorite part of the interview was when the runner convinced himself if he got to the stands on the other side of the field security would give up like he’s playing freeze tag and there is a base. What a mongrel. I love it.

Disclaimer for the people who are going to write, “Why are you glorifying this?” – He ran on the field. He didn’t murder someone. He’s just some dumb kid. He got bulldozed by security, lost two teeth, and had to spend 15 hours in jail on top of fines. Lighten up. He did his time. And if anything, we discovered a crack in the Phillies’ security program. Those lifetime bans are actually bullshit. You also should be focusing on how good I am at guessing where people in the area are from. Delco? I nailed that shit!