This was torture:

I wish a brick wall would run through me.

I gotta know what went into this. Was there a writers’ meeting at the lead singer’s house? Did they have a Google Doc where they all put in their best lines? If so, we have to FOIA the lyrics that made it to the cutting room floor. Did they meet up somewhere to practice? So many questions. There’s a good chance since they’re in San Diego, over 50% of these guys were in the Navy. No wonder we lost the war in the Middle East. Whose battleships is this guy sinking:

This guy’s casting spells:

At one point the guy in the brown tells the lead singer to slow down.


Can you imagine the Padres fans having whatever that was and we have Will of God firing off one of the best Phillies chants in the team’s 115 year history? Stop the fight:

https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1582436918540660737?s=20&t=cN5wBfQGhn8aJwAepLKDzg

Here’s the whole thing if you want to subject yourself to some torture. The person laughing right in their faces  when they turned the music on is diabolical:

Jesus Christ. There’s more: