“Certified Dickhead shirts ya’ll. $20.”  –

“You have kids’ small?” I didn’t think we were wrapping up Father of the Year this early!

You’re telling me Nike can’t make Kelly Green Eagles jerseys in time for the season, but the assembly line for t-shirts with Ben Simmons’ head connected to a pair of hairy balls is moving at an all time pace? Global supply chain issues be damned, these guys have been selling thousands of these after every game since Week 2 vs. the 49ers. Michael Rubin needs to get the Head of Ops for these guys on the phone, stat. Get him a couple iron-on stickers, a hot press, and a Harden jersey and there will be 1,000 in the stands by 7 p.m. Friday night.

I don’t think enough people are talking about the renaissance that Philly sport t-shirts have gone through in the last couple of years. Gone is “Philadelphia – A drinking city with a football problem,” and the shirts commemorating the Vet or Spectrum. The evolution of Ben Simmons shirts have changed the game. It started out with the “Milk Carton Missing Ad” –

It progressed to “Mister Softee” and now we have “Certified Dickhead.” All in less than a year. There hasn’t been an evolution like this since the March of Progress.