Sniff sniff.

Smells like baseball in South Philly.

It’s your Fightin’ Phils against the Cobb County Braves at 3:05 p.m, and if you’re not excited yet, maybe this will do it for you:

Yeah baby, let’s do it. This makes me want to go head first into home plate and just obliterate the catcher. It makes me want to jump on a taxi cab during a victory celebration and then fall off. It makes me want to watch Chase Utley dissing that “sweetheart” Mets fan on New York radio.

Let’s play ball.