Holy shit. Puking so much you pop a blood vessel in your eye? That doesn’t sound like a stomach bug it sounds like a damn exorcism:

Here’s what Brown’s eye looked like after the game:

 

Something has felt off about Brown over the last three games. Maybe it’s bad luck. He hurt his ankle early in the Commies game and it might’ve lingered in Indy. Maybe it’s because he just had a kid two months ago so he’s probably not getting any sleep. Regardless we’re going to need the fumbling issue to stop because it’s now two in two games. I know his game is all about YAC, but Sirianni is gonna have to start making him carry a ball around NovaCare like Omar Epps in The Program if it happens again. The thing is he doesn’t fumble. Like ever:

Which is good for Eagles fans because they’re probably done looking like this in their living room every time AJ Brown runs after the catch:

EDIT: AJ addressed the fumbles after the game and mentioned he’ll “hammer on ball security” this week. That’s all you can ask for honesty: